Monday, September 17, 2012

OKAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

ALRIGHTY, so yeah, I'm a terrible human being, leaving you all hanging and such and such. I apologize. I've started uni this past month and well, living with a roommate who's in here skyping his girlfriend 24/7 doesn't really mesh well with the translating of porn. gay porn. really hot awesome gay porn. (i think we can all agree gay porn is pretty darn awesome) ANYWAYS, me being a creepy creeper, i have deduced his schedule, so as long as i have free time and he is not here, i WILL continue to translate, you can expect something within the next 2 weeks okay!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE DONATIONS, I LOVE YOU ALL TREMENDOUSLY, I AM SORRY THAT I"M TAKING SO LONG EVEN AFTER YOU"VE DONATED, PLEASE DON"T GET MAD AT ME

Slanted out~

For those of you who actually wanna know about my life and dont just use me for porn (it's perfectly alright if you just use me for porn, it's what im here for) Here is some bloggy bits after the break.

So I have started university and i'm living in a dorm this year and i have a roommate who's scottish but woefully not hot. That said, people on my floor are kinda attractive, i have this thing for a guy named Erik on the floor who has a spanish accent that's really hot. Classes have been going okay and all is relatively well in the world. My penis hates me for choosing to live with a roommate though, it hasn't been getting enough attention from me these days at alllll. It's random protests in the middle of class are uncalled for though..... Bottom line is I am horny as fuck all the fucking time so if any of you wanna get it on........ jk who'd want to get it on with a scrawny asian kid anyways? But that is the end of my short awkward bloggy bit, thanks to whoever read it all. TO REWARD YOU ON YOUR KIND AND CARING HEART (also your potential boredom and curiosity) Here are the first 3 pages to Spritz Delivery!!!!




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  1. OnonokeSeptember 17, 2012 at 6:24 AM

    I'm a scrawny asian as well, so I don't mind another scrawny asian to get on...

    for friends of course, not just to 'get it on' (you know what I mean), otherwise it would be the same as using you just for porn as well *sigh*

    Anyway, is the dorm thing a strict rule? Why don't you rent an apartment where you can have, uhm... more privacy? You can do it together with some friends, and you can each get your own rooms. I know some folks who do that in my college.

    Your college sounds like fun, a Scottish and a Spanish? Wow... I think I need to go there as well...

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    1. SlantedSeptember 17, 2012 at 11:09 AM

      Haha well, we could always do friends with beni's ;D lol

      And not realllly a rule, just that apartments around here are freaking expensive as fuck and the dorm is just in campus and near everything. I'd rather lack privacy than have to wake up an hour earlier every morning to bus.

      As for my uni, yeah, there are very attractive men around here, and it is quite fun indeed.

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  2. OvergrownSwedeNovember 23, 2012 at 12:13 AM

    To bad he is scottish, would you be in a room with a man from the nordic countries are the chance he wouldn't care that you translated these things as long as he didn't need to see or know more then you wanted time for it.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    Hello!
    I really hope you read this. How can you send a raw? Did I find a great Bara, I edit and do all the work of pre-translation.
    Contact me if you want to help me translate this bara already prepared!

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